1 00:00:05,012 --> 00:00:07,914 Log date 7-1-5-2. 2 00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:09,850 I can't believe I just did that. 3 00:00:09,852 --> 00:00:12,986 I disobeyed my orders and went against yellow diamond's wishes. 4 00:00:12,988 --> 00:00:14,488 I'm a traitorous clod! 5 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:16,723 I never want to think about what I've done again! 6 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:17,824 [ Tape rewinds ] 7 00:00:17,826 --> 00:00:19,659 I'm a traitorous clod! [ Laughs ] 8 00:00:19,661 --> 00:00:21,228 I never want to think about what I've done again! 9 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:25,999 And I called yellow diamond a clod right to her face! 10 00:00:26,001 --> 00:00:30,370 I called yellow diamond a clod right to her face. 11 00:00:30,372 --> 00:00:33,673 Uh, Peridot, are you gonna be okay? [ Tape recorder rewinds ] 12 00:00:33,675 --> 00:00:34,841 I'm a traitorous clod. 13 00:00:34,843 --> 00:00:36,209 [ Tape rewinds ] Traitorous clod. 14 00:00:36,211 --> 00:00:37,544 [ Tape rewinds ] No. 15 00:00:37,546 --> 00:00:40,213 It's all gonna work out. You're with us now! 16 00:00:40,215 --> 00:00:41,782 You don't understand. 17 00:00:41,784 --> 00:00:44,384 I'm protecting a planet I was once trying to destroy. 18 00:00:44,386 --> 00:00:46,953 I used to follow every order -- every rule. 19 00:00:46,955 --> 00:00:48,088 Now I'm a traitor. 20 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,256 A rebel! 21 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:53,560 A Crystal Gem-m-m-m-m. [ Chuckles ] 22 00:00:53,562 --> 00:00:55,228 Clod! Clod! Clod! 23 00:00:55,230 --> 00:00:57,931 Well, that tape recorder seems to be helping. 24 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,065 No, it's not! 25 00:00:59,067 --> 00:01:01,234 It's a chronicle of my descent into madness! 26 00:01:01,236 --> 00:01:02,235 You dropped this. 27 00:01:02,237 --> 00:01:03,370 Get it away from me. 28 00:01:03,372 --> 00:01:04,538 Give it to Steven. 29 00:01:04,540 --> 00:01:06,540 Return madness to its source! 30 00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:08,241 Are you sure you don't want it? 31 00:01:08,243 --> 00:01:09,743 Whatever. It's yours now. Yours. 32 00:01:09,745 --> 00:01:12,245 Not mine. Not mine. Yours. Yours. 33 00:01:12,247 --> 00:01:14,548 Let's calm down. 34 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:16,416 Okay. 35 00:01:16,418 --> 00:01:18,585 So, am I gonna have to wear a star? 36 00:01:18,587 --> 00:01:20,454 Where am I gonna put the star? 37 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,422 They seem to be getting along well. 38 00:01:22,424 --> 00:01:24,691 I wonder when that happened. 39 00:01:26,894 --> 00:01:28,128 [ Tape rewinds ] 40 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,664 Log date 7-1-1-2. 41 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:33,300 The Steven has given me this earth machine 42 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:35,335 to replace my communicator log. 43 00:01:35,337 --> 00:01:36,403 It looks... 44 00:01:36,405 --> 00:01:39,406 Extremely primitive. 45 00:01:39,408 --> 00:01:43,310 He also said he wanted me to stop calling him "the Steven." 46 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:44,744 It's just "Steven." 47 00:01:44,746 --> 00:01:46,980 I said I'd call him whatever I want! 48 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,248 [ Hisses ] 49 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:50,016 He told me that was rude. 50 00:01:50,018 --> 00:01:51,751 Rude. 51 00:01:51,753 --> 00:01:54,154 I guess I'll call him "Steven." 52 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,755 [ Tape fast forwards ] 53 00:01:55,757 --> 00:01:58,258 The organic life forms of earth have fascinating traits 54 00:01:58,260 --> 00:02:00,260 despite their poor choice of residence. 55 00:02:00,262 --> 00:02:03,129 I wonder if all of them have flight capabilities? 56 00:02:03,131 --> 00:02:05,665 [ Hammering ] 57 00:02:08,269 --> 00:02:11,037 Oh, you must be Peridot. 58 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,942 [ Wind gusts ] 59 00:02:15,944 --> 00:02:17,110 Whoa!! 60 00:02:17,112 --> 00:02:18,778 Aaaaaah! 61 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,380 Peridot! 62 00:02:20,382 --> 00:02:21,681 What do you want? 63 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,484 You can't just shove someone off of a roof! 64 00:02:24,486 --> 00:02:25,986 Why not? 65 00:02:25,988 --> 00:02:27,320 This is a human! 66 00:02:27,322 --> 00:02:28,688 He isn't like us! 67 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,524 He's fragile and soft! 68 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:32,659 Hey, it's not like a six pack is gonna save you 69 00:02:32,661 --> 00:02:33,894 from that height. 70 00:02:33,896 --> 00:02:35,729 You could have seriously hurt him. 71 00:02:35,731 --> 00:02:37,964 Well, how was I supposed to know that? 72 00:02:37,966 --> 00:02:39,499 Hm. 73 00:02:39,501 --> 00:02:41,334 Greg, you'll have to excuse Peridot. 74 00:02:41,336 --> 00:02:42,802 She's far from her homeworld, 75 00:02:42,804 --> 00:02:45,071 and she still has a lot to learn about our planet. 76 00:02:45,073 --> 00:02:46,306 No, I don't! 77 00:02:46,308 --> 00:02:47,908 Yes, you do! 78 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:50,310 Uh, hey, yeah. Don't worry about it! 79 00:02:50,312 --> 00:02:51,811 Ugh! 80 00:02:51,813 --> 00:02:53,346 Peridot: In conclusion, 81 00:02:53,348 --> 00:02:55,549 not all of the organic beings here can fly. 82 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,651 Additionally, it is, without question, 83 00:02:57,653 --> 00:03:00,186 that the permafusion, Garnet, is the worst. 84 00:03:00,188 --> 00:03:01,855 [ Tape fast forwards ] 85 00:03:01,857 --> 00:03:05,325 Today, I was assigned a "chore" -- cleaning duty -- 86 00:03:05,327 --> 00:03:06,927 like I'm the Pearl. 87 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:09,996 These clumps don't know how lucky they are to have me. 88 00:03:09,998 --> 00:03:12,332 Although, while doing "chore", 89 00:03:12,334 --> 00:03:15,268 i did happen upon a container containing many... 90 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:16,770 Shirts. 91 00:03:16,772 --> 00:03:18,905 Imagine -- appearance modifiers 92 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,508 that aren't melded to your body. 93 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:23,877 Oooh! [ Chuckles ] 94 00:03:23,879 --> 00:03:25,011 Nice shorts. 95 00:03:25,013 --> 00:03:26,746 Aah! 96 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,848 How -- how did these get here? 97 00:03:28,850 --> 00:03:29,683 Aah! 98 00:03:29,685 --> 00:03:30,684 [ Tape fast forwards ] 99 00:03:30,686 --> 00:03:33,086 Log date 7-1-2-2. 100 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:37,457 Today marks the 30th earth rotation since my capture. 101 00:03:37,459 --> 00:03:40,226 Happy one month can-aversary! 102 00:03:40,228 --> 00:03:41,962 Cylinders? 103 00:03:41,964 --> 00:03:43,296 They're stilts. 104 00:03:43,298 --> 00:03:45,065 You tie them on your feet, and they make you taller. 105 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:46,800 I tried to spruce them up a bit. 106 00:03:46,802 --> 00:03:48,702 I don't know what it is about flames, 107 00:03:48,704 --> 00:03:51,271 but they just make everything cooler. 108 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,473 Why are you giving me these? 109 00:03:53,475 --> 00:03:55,775 Because I want you to feel nice. 110 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,243 That's what gifts are for. 111 00:03:57,245 --> 00:03:59,312 You give them to your friends to show you care. 112 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:01,781 And they go, "wow, thanks!" 113 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,950 [ Scoffs ] As if I'd stoop so low 114 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,553 as to tie your earth trash to my body. 115 00:04:06,555 --> 00:04:08,221 Leave me! Go, go, go, go... 116 00:04:08,223 --> 00:04:09,389 Go! 117 00:04:09,391 --> 00:04:11,558 And, wow, thanks! 118 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,959 [ Owl hooting ] 119 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,762 Why, yes, Pearl, I did get taller. 120 00:04:15,764 --> 00:04:17,731 How correct of you to notice. 121 00:04:17,733 --> 00:04:20,000 Of course, Amethyst, I will acquire 122 00:04:20,002 --> 00:04:23,436 those cheesy chaps for you off that very high shelf. 123 00:04:23,438 --> 00:04:25,238 Hyah! Whoa. 124 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,473 [ Laughs ] 125 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,174 They even function in reverse! 126 00:04:28,176 --> 00:04:29,175 Ugh! 127 00:04:29,177 --> 00:04:30,176 [ Tape fast forwards ] 128 00:04:30,178 --> 00:04:32,479 "Jokes." 129 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,680 [ Clears throat ] 130 00:04:33,682 --> 00:04:36,316 "Why did the chicken cross the road?" 131 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:40,320 "The chicken wanted to get to the other side of the road." 132 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,756 [ Laughs ] 133 00:04:42,758 --> 00:04:43,757 What's a chicken? 134 00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:45,091 [ Tape fast forwards ] 135 00:04:45,093 --> 00:04:47,093 It seems the earth ones are constantly 136 00:04:47,095 --> 00:04:51,297 filling the voids of their life with meaningless distractions. 137 00:04:51,299 --> 00:04:54,334 Paulette: On the last episode of "camp pining hearts"... 138 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:57,103 I don't care that you're on the yellow team, Percy. 139 00:04:57,105 --> 00:04:58,772 We can make this work! 140 00:04:58,774 --> 00:05:01,207 [ Canadian accent ] It's coolor war, Paulette. 141 00:05:01,209 --> 00:05:03,677 Doesn't that mean anything to you? 142 00:05:04,845 --> 00:05:07,514 What is this strange ritual? 143 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,149 Uh, that's umm... 144 00:05:09,151 --> 00:05:10,517 Are they attempting fusion? 145 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,052 No, well, my dad told me 146 00:05:12,054 --> 00:05:14,721 during certain stages in your life-- 147 00:05:14,723 --> 00:05:17,624 how could anyone indulge in this baseless drivel? 148 00:05:17,626 --> 00:05:18,658 I'll have no part of it! 149 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:20,126 [ Tape fast forwards ] 150 00:05:20,128 --> 00:05:22,395 Peridot: Hour 78 of "camp pining hearts". 151 00:05:22,397 --> 00:05:24,531 Percy: It's the coolor war, Paulette. It's the coolor war, Paulette. 152 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:27,667 Doesn't that mean anything to you? Doesn't that mean anything to you? 153 00:05:27,669 --> 00:05:30,704 Uh, you've been here for a few days. 154 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,405 Is everything okay? 155 00:05:32,407 --> 00:05:33,807 I've just been watching 156 00:05:33,809 --> 00:05:36,209 your previously recorded entertainment. 157 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:39,245 Is that the same episode from three days ago? 158 00:05:39,247 --> 00:05:41,047 There's more than one? 159 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,482 Mmm... 160 00:05:42,484 --> 00:05:44,050 Nah. 161 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:44,851 Oh. 162 00:05:44,853 --> 00:05:46,152 You made a picture. 163 00:05:46,154 --> 00:05:49,522 Picture? This isn't just a picture, Steven! 164 00:05:49,524 --> 00:05:51,024 It's a complex chart 165 00:05:51,026 --> 00:05:53,326 cataloging the compatible characteristics between campers. 166 00:05:53,328 --> 00:05:56,596 Somehow the rejects at camp clod fail to recognize 167 00:05:56,598 --> 00:05:59,199 the superior pair that is Pierre and Percy. 168 00:05:59,201 --> 00:06:02,035 Well, that's 'cause Paulette likes Percy. 169 00:06:02,037 --> 00:06:03,570 Paulette. Ha! 170 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,839 Paulette has no place in the camp's hierarchy. 171 00:06:05,841 --> 00:06:08,108 Now Pierre -- Pierre is a brute! 172 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:11,010 Pierre laid waste to the three-legged races. 173 00:06:11,012 --> 00:06:13,513 Pierre and Percy present the strongest battle formation. 174 00:06:13,515 --> 00:06:14,948 They'd destroy the camp! 175 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:17,450 You got all this from one episode? 176 00:06:17,452 --> 00:06:20,687 It's subtext, Steven. 177 00:06:20,689 --> 00:06:21,855 Allow me to explain. 178 00:06:21,857 --> 00:06:24,023 Peridot: Well, first of all, 179 00:06:24,025 --> 00:06:27,293 [ groans ] I remember this part. Percy and Pierre are both on the yellow team -- 180 00:06:27,295 --> 00:06:29,362 [ tape fast forwards ] 181 00:06:31,866 --> 00:06:33,133 And that's why Percy and Pierre 182 00:06:33,135 --> 00:06:36,703 are objectively the best for each other! 183 00:06:38,239 --> 00:06:39,239 Gah! 184 00:06:39,241 --> 00:06:40,039 [ Tape fast forwards ] 185 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:42,208 Peridot: Log date 7-1-3-2. 186 00:06:42,210 --> 00:06:46,045 Progress on the cluster drill is going optimal, surprisingly. 187 00:06:46,047 --> 00:06:48,581 Though I have a few complaints on the work ethic of -- 188 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:49,749 hey! 189 00:06:49,751 --> 00:06:51,584 [ Laughs ] 190 00:06:51,586 --> 00:06:52,886 Amethyst, really. 191 00:06:52,888 --> 00:06:55,421 This is no time to be fooling around. 192 00:06:55,423 --> 00:06:57,090 Aw, come on, p. 193 00:06:57,092 --> 00:07:01,394 I'm just trying to Lion the mood. 194 00:07:01,396 --> 00:07:04,264 Lion the mood. 195 00:07:04,266 --> 00:07:05,398 [ Groans ] 196 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,802 Do you always use shape-shifting like this? 197 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,603 You mean to be really cool? 198 00:07:10,605 --> 00:07:11,738 Pretty much. 199 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:13,339 But it's such a... 200 00:07:13,341 --> 00:07:17,177 Both: Significant use of energy compared to the output. 201 00:07:17,179 --> 00:07:18,812 What was that? 202 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,781 I've been practicing my Perry-phrasing. 203 00:07:21,783 --> 00:07:23,183 Pretty impressive in my opinion, 204 00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:26,085 but it's hard to beat the original. 205 00:07:26,087 --> 00:07:27,253 [ Chuckles ] 206 00:07:27,255 --> 00:07:30,156 So, can you shift into anything? 207 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,691 Sure. 208 00:07:31,693 --> 00:07:33,927 Got a request? 209 00:07:33,929 --> 00:07:37,096 Bok bok! I'm a chicken! 210 00:07:37,098 --> 00:07:38,097 [ Laughs ] 211 00:07:38,099 --> 00:07:39,432 [ Laughs ] 212 00:07:39,434 --> 00:07:41,267 I get the joke now! 213 00:07:41,269 --> 00:07:46,306 Ha! Yes, well, at least she isn't Lion around anymore. 214 00:07:46,308 --> 00:07:47,473 [ Chuckles ] 215 00:07:47,475 --> 00:07:48,942 [ Laughs ] 216 00:07:48,944 --> 00:07:50,543 Peridot: Pearl really tries for some reason, 217 00:07:50,545 --> 00:07:52,111 and I can appreciate that. 218 00:07:52,113 --> 00:07:54,447 Amethyst's company is entertaining, as well. 219 00:07:54,449 --> 00:07:56,115 But, the fused one... 220 00:07:59,954 --> 00:08:01,287 ...eludes me. 221 00:08:01,289 --> 00:08:02,322 [ Tape fast forwards ] 222 00:08:02,324 --> 00:08:05,158 Okay, we can add more support as we go, 223 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,294 but for now, we just have to pick it up and put it on top. 224 00:08:08,296 --> 00:08:09,696 No sweat. 225 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,331 [ Deep voice ] Let's do this! 226 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:12,465 You've got the right idea, 227 00:08:12,467 --> 00:08:15,268 but we might want to be a bit more careful. 228 00:08:16,136 --> 00:08:16,970 Gotcha. 229 00:08:16,972 --> 00:08:18,137 [ Clears throat ] 230 00:08:18,139 --> 00:08:19,239 Shall we? 231 00:08:22,209 --> 00:08:24,811 Huh? Aah! 232 00:08:24,813 --> 00:08:26,379 [ Sighs ] 233 00:08:29,316 --> 00:08:31,517 That looks great. Let's take a break. 234 00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:33,319 What? 235 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:37,490 All right, I'm at my limit! 236 00:08:37,492 --> 00:08:38,725 Evening, Peridot. 237 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,059 Explain it to me, fusion. 238 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:42,028 I can at least make sense of your existence 239 00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:43,830 if it's for a functional purpose. 240 00:08:43,832 --> 00:08:45,231 But you? 241 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,834 You're not using your combined size and strength 242 00:08:47,836 --> 00:08:48,835 to do anything! 243 00:08:48,837 --> 00:08:50,270 I'm doing something. 244 00:08:50,272 --> 00:08:51,604 And what's that? 245 00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:52,739 Stargazing. 246 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,341 Ich. You can do that alone. 247 00:08:55,343 --> 00:08:56,376 Don't want to. 248 00:08:56,378 --> 00:08:57,510 Hm. 249 00:09:00,347 --> 00:09:02,415 [ Sighs ] 250 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,785 You can see home world's galaxy from here. 251 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,221 You're right. 252 00:09:08,223 --> 00:09:10,857 We're very different. I appreciate that. 253 00:09:10,859 --> 00:09:12,292 Really? 254 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:16,562 If you really want to understand fusion, I can help you. 255 00:09:16,564 --> 00:09:18,531 What do you mean? 256 00:09:18,533 --> 00:09:19,866 Let's fuse. 257 00:09:19,868 --> 00:09:21,134 Oh, my stars! 258 00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:22,869 [ Thud ] 259 00:09:22,871 --> 00:09:25,738 I get it, you're not ready. That's fair. 260 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:27,206 Another time then. 261 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:28,241 No! 262 00:09:28,243 --> 00:09:29,042 No-no-no. 263 00:09:29,044 --> 00:09:30,310 Just -- just gimme a sec! 264 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,416 [ Mid-tempo dance music plays ] 265 00:09:36,418 --> 00:09:38,318 Yeah. 266 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,721 Get ready. 267 00:09:41,723 --> 00:09:43,456 Aah! No, no, no, no, no! 268 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,724 [ Gasps ] 269 00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:47,293 [ Groans ] 270 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,728 I can't do it. 271 00:09:48,730 --> 00:09:49,829 That's fine. 272 00:09:49,831 --> 00:09:51,597 Peridot, I'm proud of you. 273 00:09:51,599 --> 00:09:53,066 Why?! 274 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:55,234 Because you've made an effort to understand me. 275 00:09:55,236 --> 00:09:57,737 But I still don't understand you! 276 00:09:57,739 --> 00:09:59,906 Why are you fused all the time? 277 00:09:59,908 --> 00:10:02,842 I'm Percy and Pierre. 278 00:10:02,844 --> 00:10:05,578 Oh! 279 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:06,612 [ Tape fast forwards ] 280 00:10:06,614 --> 00:10:07,947 Peridot: Okay, go. 281 00:10:07,949 --> 00:10:10,249 Garnet: Log date 7-14-2 -- [ Gasps ] 282 00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:12,986 Peridot: No, you say it "7, 1, 4, 2". 283 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,422 Ugh, log date 7, 1, 4, 2. 284 00:10:16,424 --> 00:10:18,791 I have attempted a fusion with the fusion Garnet. 285 00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:21,494 I had hoped to gain a better understanding of fusion. 286 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,497 Instead I gained a better understanding of Garnet. 287 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,599 Garnet: Wait, keep it on a moment. 288 00:10:26,601 --> 00:10:28,634 Steven, you probably shouldn't have listened 289 00:10:28,636 --> 00:10:30,370 to Peridot's logs, 290 00:10:30,372 --> 00:10:32,772 but I know your curiosity comes from a place of caring. 291 00:10:32,774 --> 00:10:35,041 You should give the recorder back to her now. 292 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,776 She's going to want to keep it. 293 00:10:36,778 --> 00:10:38,044 Peridot: Wait, what? 294 00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:40,847 Here, Peridot, take this back. 295 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,349 Wow. Thanks.